*insert wittiness here*
Oh god what the heck am I supposed to add for a description? Tumblr, stop pressuring me. Look, this is one of my blogs. I try and be funny, or reblog pictures or posts I think people would enjoy/should see. I hope you enjoy it.
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Photoset reblogged from Sing me to sleep
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Photoset reblogged from It's Always The Quiet Ones
flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????
they’re coming to steal your girl
(Source: otterboxes)
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Post reblogged from Look Here You Narwhal
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
(Source: inhalers)
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Post reblogged from Geek. Nerd. Fangirl. Fuck labels.... This is me.
RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN
TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD
(Source: unknownbearing)
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what do you think about your exs supposed new gf? I mean its not like he could upgrade from you ofc ;)
Asked by Anonymous
You do puzzle me, I’m not sure who I know that a) knows this much of my personal life b) is invested in me enough to ask and c) would be on tumblr at 12:41am.
I somewhat pity the girl, but at the same time I only slightly envy her. In all honesty the less I know the better, then I won’t go analyzing what she has that I doesn’t. Because it wasn’t a matter of that anyway. He was going and didn’t want to have the commitment of a girl a few cities away.
Thank you for your kind words, ‘cause frankly who wouldn’t want a piece of this ;D
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Photoset reblogged from NATURAL STATE OF MIND
Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.
Officer Booty reporting for duty.
Call of Booty
Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.
omfg
(Source: sopiasexual)
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Photo reblogged from I want to steal Peter Pan's Virginity
Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.
But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.
Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.
For the new followers, this is why I made these gifs to begin with.
Oh my, are you saying the young man in those gifs is actually you, oh…wow…
Whistles either way
fuCK IT JESUS LETS HAVE BABIES
(Source: incoherentchatter)
